Kurt Wagner

I'm just now getting over this cold and then I realize, I have to go Christmas shopping.

Would anybody like to accompany me?

[Private to the X-Adults]

As much as I think this killer ought to be punished for her murders, the sound of a mutant suppression device is as equally distressing.

X-Men, the Musical. Coming to a school near you.

( Private to X-Men )

[Private to Faculty]

How can I teach students about the theater when most of them have literally been through hell at back?

It almost seems futile.

School days, school days, Dear old golden rule days...

Or, if you'd rather, this song.

I was thinking, as the Dramatic Arts teacher, would students be interested in having a talent show this year? We have an awful lot of talented people here!

I'll even participate!

I should be returning to New York fairly soon, once I confirm with my ride home.

( Private to Illyana )

( Private to Tink )

If you guys don't need me around anymore, I'd like to pop out of here on my vacation.

I am so geeked to perform at this Stark function, words can't even express.

If Cirque du Soleil signs me up after seeing my performance, I'm outta here. Sorry, folks.

Happy Mother's Day.

I'll be returning home later today to resume classes on Monday.

Sorry for being a bit anti-social, lately. I've been having a bit of a rough time with some personal news.

If you guys don't necessarily need me at the Mansion to help with the clean-up and rebuilding, I'd like to take a little break. I was thinking about going to England for a while.

Before we know it, Easter will be here.

Does anybody have any plans? I'd like to have a nice dinner at the Mansion to celebrate. Maybe a brunch, after Mass.

Watch out New York City! The cirque is back in town, and so am I!

God, I love this city. I've been gone too long. I mean, Las Vegas is cool, but New York is unique.

The show goes up at the end of this week. I've got some comp tickets, if anybody wants to see a star perform!

It's Chinese New Year's Eve, tomorrow night. Would anybody like to join me on an excursion to NYC's China Town to enjoy the festival? Who can resist firecrackers and dancing dragons!

For a while I've been teaching Illyana swordplay. This year, I've decided to open that offer for any interested student. If you want to learn how to properly handle a sword, either write something here or see me in my office directly after classes.

( Private to Logan )

Frohe Weinachten! That's Merry Christmas, for those who do not speak German. I'm just letting everybody know that I'll be leaving tomorrow, bright and early, for a whirlwind tour of Germany, England and Russia. I'll be bringing Remy and Illyana in tow. I'll be back before New Years, at least that's the plan.

Everybody have a happy Holiday vacation!

Today? We get the tree!

Who wants to start untangling the lights?

It's at this time of year that I really miss home. I think I'll be taking a trip to Germany during Christmas break.

I look at my face in the mirror, and I see a stranger staring back at me.

I went out for a walk through Central Park today, and then to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. For the first time in my life I didn't have to hide myself or sneak through to keep from causing a disturbance. I blended right in with the crowd. It was strange, but thrilling. I was... am... normal.

Besides the fact that I can fly! Now I know how you feel, Ororo. Oh, and I can lift a car with my bare hands, if I wanted, but you can't tell that by looking at me.

It is strange not having my tail, though. I keep wanting to grab things with it, but it's not there. Sort of like the 'phantom limbs' amputees experience, which I read about.

I'm not sure whether or not I like the new me.

Unfortunately, all good things, like summer vacation, must eventually end. I just returned from a short trip to Las Vegas. Not to gamble, but to see the shows. Cirque du Soleil? Pft. I could do that with both arms and my tail tied behind my back. Now I know where I can go to get a job, if this X-Man thing falls through.

The desert was erstaunlich, especially the sunsets.

Back to scheduling my lessons.

[X-Teams]

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish I didn't look so unique.

[X-School - Students and Faculty]

So, all the faculty are introducing themselves?

Another year, another new semester. Willkommen to the school new people... and Guido. I am Kurt Wagner, the fuzzy blue teacher of Gymnastics and Drama. I have also been known to tutor sword fighting, if you're interested.

Along with my team-mate, Ororo Munroe, I am adviser for the Blue Team, which is very appropriate for me, all things considered.

If you need anything, feel free to contact me - my door is always open.

Four words:

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Two more words:

Midnight tonight

Last three words:

Who's with me?

Check this out!

You can't tell, obviously, but I'm writing this on my new, custom-made keyboard. Thanks to Doug, the keys are extra large, so I can type without always accidentally striking the surrounding keys, making for faster typing speed and less mistakes.


[written in German]

Doug, I owe you one big time, my friend. I'm already loving this.

Ah, to be in Germany for Oktoberfest.

I'm bored.

Somebody come down to the infirmary to keep me company? I have my Playstation with me.